Friday, March 23, 2007

how a highway looks to a tire, a crow, and a pilot.

Going down the highway. Yawn I go down here every day. It is really boring. I do not really like a specific routine, but I cannot disagree with a road trip. That is if it was a road trip rather than a drive to the every day work. God, these people never take a vacation. And I never get a break! I’m getting worn out and this stupid highway isn’t helping me any. Someone help these poor people get some common sense.

That place sure looks busy. I can’t even see the grey concrete! Or the yellow paint! Sure, there are some yellow vehicles that pass by, but what is it with this road that every one seems to enjoy so much? Oh, there goes a car crashing into another car. Great, now the people in the black and white cars with flashing blue and red lights are going to come. Just great, those lights always burn my eyes. I will have to leave before they get here. Wow! There goes another one! Jeez, humans are dangerous with vehicles. They should get their license taken away. Maybe some more responsible species should take over driving. Or better yet, maybe humans should learn to fly! Flying is fun and a lot less dangerous if you know what you’re doing.

I lost the coordinates to our destination. That is really not good. It got so foggy I did not know where I was going. Hey! Is that a highway? I wonder which highway it is. That should give me some clue to where I am. Oh! Ouch. I wonder what caused that crash. Looks like there are at least five cars that have crashed. Jeez, must be a bunch of teenagers. Don’t parents ever look after their children once in a while?